if clouds could hold hands i would hold a cloud’s hand
All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
i’m laughing so hard and i’m never going to stop b/c
what does peter pan like to have for breakfast???
what does he cook them in???
a peter pan
Im so done
just like the pancakes
u need to stop
i peter pan’t
im in peter pain stop these peter puns
i don’t think i peter can
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
- october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
- november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
do you ever put on music in your room or whatever and sing along
then you walk out, still singing and come back in and it lines up with the song and you feel like a god